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Looking for innocent and fun jokes to share with the little person in your life? Look no further :)! A collection of some of our favorites (some may call them Dad jokes…but can’t we all appreciate the light hearted fun?!? These jokes are so bad, they’re good. They’re the kind of jokes that will make you groan, but you’ll still laugh. So sit back, relax, and enjoy!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin.
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
What special clothes do you wear when it rains?
Thunderwear!
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the Turtle cross the road?
It was the Chicken’s day off.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t Tuna fish!
Why did the lettuce blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved!
What do you get when a hen lays an egg on the roof?
An egg roll!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the boy throw his watch out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He felt crummy.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie into it.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who
Don’t cry, It’s only me!
What did one traffic light say to the other?
Don’t look I’m changing.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts to.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a bell?
A ding bat.
Why do bats fly at night?
They can’t drive.
What kind of phone does a turtle use?
A shell phone.
Knock knock
whose there
Doris
Doris who?
Door is closed that’s why I knocking.
Why did the bee go to the doctor?
Because he had hives!
Knock Knock
Who’s there
olive
Olive who
Olive you (I Love u)
What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
Chocolate chimp cookies.
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French flies.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Coo-kies!
What goes TICK TOC , WOOF , TIC TOCK , WOOF?
A watch dog!
What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
What do you call it when a cow sings?
Moo-sic
How do you make a cat happy?
Spray Purrrfume.
What do lambs like to eat?
Baahlony sandwichs.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Eye-Deer (I-deear)
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they can’t remember the words.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A stick.
Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
Right where you left it.
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I’m the wiener!
Did you hear about the skunk who went to church?
He had his own pew!
Why couldn’t the pony talk?
He was a little horse.
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
Buccaneer (Buck-an-ear)
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese (Na-ch-yo cheese)
How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
You put lox on it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 “ate” 9
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter.
Where do alligators go to get money?
The river bank.
What did the grape say when he was sat on?
Nothing he just let out a little whine.
Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up!
How can you make a soup rich?
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
What has ears but can’t hear a thing?
A cornfield.
What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?
Cashews!
What did one knife say to the other?
Look sharp!
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Because it said ‘concentrate.
How does the man in the moon eat his food?
In satellite dishes!
What did the hungry computer eat?
Chips, one byte at a time.
What’s in an astronaut’s favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?
Stop goblin your food.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
If you have a joke that you would like to submit, please send it to me in a comment below. I will be happy to add it to my list of jokes.
Thank you again for reading! I hope you have a silly day!
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